1. A well-trained dog will make no attempt to share your lunch. He will just make you feel so guilty that you cannot enjoy it
—Helen Thomson
2. You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, ‘Wow, you’re right! I never would’ve thought of that!’
—Dave Barry
3. Dogs never bite me. Just humans.
—Marilyn Monroe
4. A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
—Robert Benchley
5. Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
—Franklin P. Jones
6. If you think dogs can’t count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them.
—Phil Pastoret
7. Dogs’ lives are too short. Their only fault, really.
—Agnes Turnbull
8. When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.
—Nora Ephron
9. You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, ‘Wow, you’re right! I never would’ve thought of that!
—Dave Barry
10. It’s just the most amazing thing to love a dog, isn’t it? It makes our relationships with people seem as boring as a bowl of oatmeal.
―John Grogan
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